That Time Dale Played Hockey With The Old Spice Guy

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Much hockey was played. My might increased.

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Played The Manliest of Games Together

Mighty Dale loves hockey, plays hockey, and is in fact the living avatar of hockey. He “is” hockey.  Being on the ice is a meditative practice not unlike the warrior monks of Shaolin.

Back in 2012 Dale’s played with the Weekend Warriors, which is too good for the NHL. Too good of shape, as Peter Griffin says. Well, the Weekend Warriors had as one of their members, the Old Spice Guy. Not Terry Crews (I’d love to see his crazy ass on the ice), but the genteel one, Isaiah Mustafa.

This is the only picture we have of that moment that was useable. The rest were too blurry. They played with such ferocity they warped time, like the Flash. This was a brief moment of respite.

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Drunk Geography with Jessica Jones

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Horseshoes and Hand Grenades

Like many,  I’ve been barreling my way through Netflix’s Jessica Jones, and as great as it is, one thing irks me like nobody’s  business.  The blatant disregard for the New York City grid system must stop!

We Live In A World With Rules

I live in the neighborhood where the show was filmed, and I’ve been here for a long time. I know all the locations like the back of my hand, and can frequently be found hanging out in these places.

They filmed in NYC’s East Village and Alphabet City, but the show constantly changes the signs to appear to be set in a different albeit less gritty and cool location, and I’m keeping an eye on it all, and posting them in this new series, Drunk Geography with Jessica Jones.

I tried being a good citizen and reporting the errors to Jessica on twitter, only to be rebuffed. Me! Mighty Dale!!!

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The next example is, my local grocery store, which is located on………………

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This is actually 4th Street and Avenue A, Alphabet city, definitely not 56th Street

Jessica go home, you’re still drunk, and probably confusing the shit out of tourists.