Unremembered Drinking Bodes Not Well
Dale apparently crafts items for gnomes when drunk
The handiwork of a skilled artisan.
Dale Went Off The Rails
Crafted Tools For The Wee Folk
I was texting with Mighty Dale, as I do, and as we were discussing current events, he texted this non sequitur (seen above):
The top of the Jameson bottle is off and there is lots missing
It seems that after his traditional Friday night revelries, Mighty Dale decided to keep the party going once he got home. My tastes in revelry differ from Dale’s, as I lean more towards the wonders of legal weed. Dale loves the sweet sweet whiskey. To each his own.
What makes this interesting is the assortment of little knick knacks and gadgets drunk Dale crafted, out of duct tape, while wasted. Even when three sheets to the wind, our Dale is always creating, and that is… an Artist.
Much hockey was played. My might increased.
Isaiah Mustafa vs Dale of the Dead
Played The Manliest of Games Together
Mighty Dale loves hockey, plays hockey, and is in fact the living avatar of hockey. He “is” hockey. Being on the ice is a meditative practice not unlike the warrior monks of Shaolin.
Back in 2012 Dale’s played with the Weekend Warriors, which is too good for the NHL. Too good of shape, as Peter Griffin says. Well, the Weekend Warriors had as one of their members, the Old Spice Guy. Not Terry Crews (I’d love to see his crazy ass on the ice), but the genteel one, Isaiah Mustafa.
This is the only picture we have of that moment that was useable. The rest were too blurry. They played with such ferocity they warped time, like the Flash. This was a brief moment of respite.