Poor Dale Had To Endure Dentistry
The Day Before Christmas Eve
He Was… Mighty
Everything Dale Does Is Epic
Including Quailing At The Thought Of The Evil Dentist Scraping and Drilling His Teeth
Mighty Dale is with is family for the holidays, so he is incommunicado, even though he saw Star Wars on zero day, and was supposed to write a post about it.. no worries. No bitterness. Things happen. Of course, nothing happened but he just flaked because his process was disturbed by guests. Whatever. Thank you, baby Jesus, for Dale’s terror. It helped.
He was ambushed with the appointment by his mother, an expert in such matters. He was already home, in his place of weakest power. What choice did he have but to submit to the torment of the evil pokey drilly things.
As this text record shows, I was his rock throughout.
GLOSSARY: Dale and I have a sort of shorthand we speak, like twins.
Penus – Might, force, strength. Raw power
Hockey – A more specifically focused power.
Both of these forces are portioned back and forth to whichever of us needs it at the moment.